Jokes 

Q How does a farmer count his cows?

        A With a cow-culator

 

Q What do monsters read to tell the future?

        A     Horror-scopes

 

Q Why are mummies such good employees?  

        A Because they get wrapped up in their work.

 

Q Why did the ghost go to Hollywood?

        A He wanted to take a scream test

 

Q How does a mermaid call her friend?

        A With a shell phone

 

Riddle

I have a mouth, but I don't talk.  I can run, but I can't walk.  I have a bed, but I don't lie, What am I?

                                                A = A River