Jokes
Q How does a farmer count his cows?
A With a cow-culator
Q What do monsters read to tell the future?
A Horror-scopes
Q Why are mummies such good employees?
A Because they get wrapped up in their work.
Q Why did the ghost go to
A He wanted to take a scream test
Q How does a mermaid call her friend?
A With a shell phone
Riddle
I have a mouth, but I don't talk. I can run, but I can't walk. I have a bed, but I don't lie, What am I?
A = A River